Dear Lysol

Ugh you failed me Lysol.

You were suppose to kill the germs and keep me safe.

You told me you would remove 95% of the allergens.

I guess the other 5% got the better of you! Or me for that matter. :(

The viruses and bacteria beat your Lemon-Lime-Blossom disinfecting skills.

I thought you had my back Lysol..I thought we were friends..

Who else am I suppose to rely on.. Purell ?

Psh I tried that once..it was a joke.

Okay okay..maybe I’m being a bit harsh.

I’m just really upset because my throat hurts so bad my nose won't stop running,

And this cough..ugh its terrible and gross.

Now I have to use Theraflu everyday..:(

AND I TOLD YOU about what Nyquil does to me…

Please Lysol wont you step it up next time. I mean I really don’t want to stop using you.

But what’s the point if I get sick anyways.

I know..I know you keep my desk at work shiny and smelling good..but

Windex can do that. You really want to be replaced with Windex??

Sincerely,

A sick person