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Thursday, February 2, 2012

Dear Lysol


Ugh you failed me Lysol.
You were suppose to kill the germs and keep me safe.
You told me you would remove 95% of the allergens.
I guess the other 5% got the better of you! Or me for that matter. :(
The viruses and bacteria beat your Lemon-Lime-Blossom disinfecting skills.
I thought you had my back Lysol..I thought we were friends..
Who else am I suppose to rely on.. Purell ?
Psh I tried that once..it was a joke.

Okay okay..maybe I’m being a bit harsh.
I’m just really upset because my throat hurts so bad my nose won't stop running,
And this cough..ugh its terrible and gross.
Now I have to use Theraflu everyday..:(
AND I TOLD YOU about what Nyquil does to me…
Please Lysol wont you step it up next time. I mean I really don’t want to stop using you.
But what’s the point if I get sick anyways.
I know..I know you keep my desk at work shiny and smelling good..but
Windex can do that. You really want to be replaced with Windex??

Sincerely,

A sick person

2 comments:

  1. This post made me laugh a little! :P
    I'm sorry you're sick though :( Get some rest, and get better soon!

    xx♥

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  2. It's not funny that you're sick, but this post is hilarious! I'm afraid you have to "dump" Lysol for Windex. XDDDD
    Hope you're feeling better!

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