Ugh you failed me Lysol.
You were suppose to kill the germs and keep me safe.
You told me you would remove 95% of the allergens.
I guess the other 5% got the better of you! Or me for that matter. :(
The viruses and bacteria beat your Lemon-Lime-Blossom disinfecting skills.
I thought you had my back Lysol..I thought we were friends..
Who else am I suppose to rely on.. Purell ?
Psh I tried that once..it was a joke.
Okay okay..maybe I’m being a bit harsh.
I’m just really upset because my throat hurts so bad my nose won't stop running,
And this cough..ugh its terrible and gross.
Now I have to use Theraflu everyday..:(
AND I TOLD YOU about what Nyquil does to me…
Please Lysol wont you step it up next time. I mean I really don’t want to stop using you.
But what’s the point if I get sick anyways.
I know..I know you keep my desk at work shiny and smelling good..but
Windex can do that. You really want to be replaced with Windex??
Sincerely,
A sick person
